What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 04:42

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
A View to a Kill
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Live and Let Die
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Moonraker
-”Ah so!”
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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You Only Live Twice
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Diamonds Are Forever
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Octopussy
-J W Pepper
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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Goldfinger
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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